Wooooork and ABBA
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terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
are you kidding im going to use all of these
Nintendo 64 start screen montage.
i like this gifset but animal crossing is a gamecube title
edit: apparently it was a japan-only late stage n64 title first MY BAD
au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark.
What about if the name is written in a language you can’t read and would never have the financial means to learn the language, visit that country, or meet that person?
What if their name was Ted or Allie or some generic shit like that
what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u
i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that
Is there a single “christian” holiday that wasn’t stolen from another religion?