pokeballvictim:

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I’m in trouble. They’re gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

original-character-chaos:

deathtokillian:

10/10 dad joke

I’ll take “sentences you would only hear on tumblr” for $200, Alex.

mousegirlheart:

much to ponder on my thinking pillow

thememedaddy:

chandlebing:

THE GOOD PLACE (2016–2020)
S02E04 | Existential Crisis

sophsun1:

So Matilda’s strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea.

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny Devito

soup-mother:

soup-mother:

soup-mother:

still thinking about “decolonising” missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

“but it’s part of my religion to evangelise”

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“but we need to go to Ethiopia (one of the oldest christian countries in the world) to make them the right kind of christian!”

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jaguars

“but…”

🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 jaguars

“but missionaries bring schools and hospitals to poor countries” that’s called humanitarian aid and trying to use humanitarian aid to get religious converts is actually SUPER fucked! hope this helps 🐆🐆🐆

ripsquirtstar-deactivated202412:

therapy? you mean watching him stroke it ?

segamascott: